Switched? Daily Prompt

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If that seems too easy, try this one: who would you like to have spend a day as you and what do you hope they’d learn from the experience?

I want to be my head perp and he can be me for a day.  I’d get onto his computer and find out all he has on me and cancel my contract and anyone else he has a contract out on, then, I’d read his diary to find out how he really thought, eat steak out of his fridge, swim in his pool, and soak in his jacuzzi.  I’d tell his wife she is free to go LOL and transfer half of his assets to her.

HE would sit here and suffer and hear voices in his head that he lost God and that he was a “bitch” and a “whore” and a “slut”.  If he went out, an army of perps would follow and harass him and smirk at him.  At the end of the day, if he hasn’t thrown himself on the train tracks, he would find his wife gone, his fridge ransacked, towels everywhere and his hate list erased.

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6 thoughts on “Switched? Daily Prompt

  1. That’s exactly who I would pick, a perp. And I’d make sure it would be a day he’d remember for the rest of his life. I’d even pay the other perps extra money to make his life as miserable as possible.

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    • Wow, you got it! I didn’t even thing about THAT. I only wanted to get into his files and lounge around his house. I suppose they’d get revenge on us when the switch was over but fun for a day at least. I wonder if he would reinstate the cancelled contracts…probably has backup.

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      • It wouldn’t be any fun unless we gave them a dose of their own medicine. And I would definitely go through all their files. I’d take them with me, too. Or I’d destroy them. And if they complained, I’d deny everything, as they do.

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      • Anything and everything to stop them from targetting us again. Too bad the govt and the police etc would back them up and come after us. Unless one or our perps is private business only. I see too many cops in on mine to hope the govt is not involved. But the “what files”? routine would be funny. You have files on WHAT? Are you a PSYCHOPATH? HATE FILES? What kind of man are you?

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