Switched? Daily Prompt

If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If that seems too easy, try this one: who would you like to have spend a day as you and what do you hope they’d learn from the experience?

I want to be my head perp and he can be me for a day.  I’d get onto his computer and find out all he has on me and cancel my contract and anyone else he has a contract out on, then, I’d read his diary to find out how he really thought, eat steak out of his fridge, swim in his pool, and soak in his jacuzzi.  I’d tell his wife she is free to go LOL and transfer half of his assets to her.

HE would sit here and suffer and hear voices in his head that he lost God and that he was a “bitch” and a “whore” and a “slut”.  If he went out, an army of perps would follow and harass him and smirk at him.  At the end of the day, if he hasn’t thrown himself on the train tracks, he would find his wife gone, his fridge ransacked, towels everywhere and his hate list erased.